apocalypse buzzard part 4

apocalypse buzzard part 3

apocalypse buzzard part 2

apocalypse buzzard

cool guest blog and fishmouthmanthing

my friend jeff used a new twist on mspaintblog and i made something too

the guardian, but not the one with kevin costner and kelso

whatever gets you through the night

human farm

i couldnt decide which i liked better.

spacetime blues song blues song blues song

failed blog complete with frustration lines

the greatest gift

finally fangy

fangy is this guy who pops up in my notebook every now and again who never before has gotten the spotlight and it's about time. he's kind of inspirational because he keeps a good attitude despite his cumbersome giant fang.

identity crisis

curses, foiled again

special guest blog & childhood comics

today it's a special guest blog from marky, my first comic partner. it's a simple portrait of trusty bob, mark's main character. i always admired mark's drawing style because though it was not refined it had a certain skwonky quality. when in elementary school we teamed up to make a series of comics featuring trusty bob & big bad butch, who began as adversaries but then became friends after realizing the futility of their war which culminated with the state of florida being blown into the ocean after a particularly spectacular final battle. though they had now become pacifists, they were pursued by the government's anti-bob/butch team. along the way several secondary characters joined the story including Awesome Animal, Mr. Mean, Deformed Dave, Cabbage Patch, and a mysterious accident-prone bicycle-riding piano teacher.
The first incarnations often featured one of the main characters being bombarded by any number of increasingly-abstract weapons, which i've tried to recreate below mark's trusty bob portrait.

hang ten with roger froger

on our amphibious nature as humans

guest blog and MAGICAL TEMPLE OF TOILET PAPER

Today it's a double treat - a guest blog and photo essay. Good gravy that's a sweet deal for a Thursday.

First it's a guest blog "Monetization" by my buddy gEff. He's a copywriter so usually he's forced to use words like "monetize" in a completely non-ironic way so this was a good opportunity to re-purpose "monetize" in a completely mspaintblogway.

Below the mspaintblog are some photos I took with my cellphone last night in a public restroom. I walked in and someone had arranged roll after roll of toilet paper in a super OCD, nearly religious, ceremonial manner. I could almost feel the spirits of the souls that would be wiped crackling in the room like a rarified electric field of intense energy or something.

poopaphorical

what is your interpretation of my pretentious metaphorical crapblog? IN 300 WORDS OR SYMBOLS OR LESS PLEASE.

mixed messages

special guest blog - fear

once again my pal goffray from creepy gentlemen (check out our music at myspace.com/creepygentlemen) has caught mspaintblog fever. i like this piece - it's like one of those inspirational posters where it's a picture of a whale breaking the surface of the water then at the bottom it says in all caps "DETERMINESPERATION" except better. i had suggested that an mspaint blog of this caliber could warrant an ms paint blog of its own but my friend said he was content to special guest star in mine periodically which is cool with me because i'll take any help i can get to quell the ravenous hunger for mspaintblogs of my meager mspaintblogaudience.